so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
