how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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