So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
