who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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