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(505): View more from New Mexico

My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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(904): View more from Florida

i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.

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(214): View more from Texas

My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss

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(614): View more from Ohio

would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are

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