My nipple is on Facebook.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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