I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
no you cant smoke seaweed
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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