...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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