What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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