Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
