Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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