Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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