It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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