super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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