Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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