she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
