it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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