you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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