Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
