M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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