I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
third nipple confirmed
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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