She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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