He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You can make out without kissing
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