i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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