Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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