I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
