I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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