I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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