Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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