how can u be prego again
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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