I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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