RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
