We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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