I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Holy sore nipples Batman
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sext me about skeletons
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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