Moan for me like Helen Keller
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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