My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
