I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
