best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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