Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
