You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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