We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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