if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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