you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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