she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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