is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I have post one night stand depression
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