They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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