Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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