you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
