Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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