i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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