: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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