Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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