you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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