put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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