Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
tell me about the eggs
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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