OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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